ISBN: 9780778309512
Publication Date: 5/25/2021
Publisher: MIRA Books
In this witty and engaging novel, Dana Barry, the Shopping Channel’s star host, stops by the company’s rooftop party to pitch the new CEO her brilliant idea that just might save the flagging business, her job and possibly her love life.
As she chats with the smarmy executive, he backs her into a dark corner. For Dana, it’s a quid pro oh-hell-no. She escapes his lecherous grasp and grabs her drink on her way to the dance floor. Woozy, she blacks out.
When she comes to, the CEO is dead, fallen from the roof. Or was he pushed? And if so, by whom? It’s hard to know, but one thing is certain: Dana was close enough to be suspect.
Sure, she loathed how the creep moved in on her, but she’s no killer. Or is she? Truth is, Dana can’t remember much about those minutes. Now she has to use all her skills to prove her innocence to everyone, including her police detective boyfriend—and herself.
Meister’s latest is fun and breezy, a compelling, suspenseful read that entertains and keeps you guessing.
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Dana Barry raised her fist to knock on the door and paused.
She wasn’t easily intimidated, but walking into Eleanor Gratz’s office was like
trying to open an umbrella in a hurricane, and she needed a moment to anchor
herself.
Not that Dana wasn’t used to stormy weather. Until she got
this job at the Shopping Channel, her life had been one shitstorm after
another. The last monsoon hit six months ago, when she was fired from her job
at a mall store in Queens. With no acting auditions on the horizon, Dana didn’t
know how she would pay her rent, let alone her student debt. So she did the
only thing she could think of. She got drunk. And high. Thank god for her
friend Megan, who burst in and dragged her to an open call. Now here she was,
with a steady gig as a Shopping Channel host. And she was crushing it.
Dana took a breath and rapped twice on the door.
“If that’s not Anthony Bourdain with an exotic drink and two
tickets to Fiji, get lost,” Eleanor called. Dana opened the door and stuck her
head in. “You know he’s dead, right?”
“Like this whole place might be if I don’t get my work
done.”
Despite the warning, Dana stepped inside. The sun-drenched
office of the Shopping Channel’s head buyer was a study in whites, grays and
aqua blues. Eleanor sat behind a long desk the color of sea pearls. She was
sixtyish, with shoulder-length salt-and-pepper hair, offset by hammered-silver
hoop earrings. She wore a jewel-toned top with bell sleeves, bohemian-inspired
but sophisticated. A pair of tortoiseshell reading glasses rested low on her
nose. Through the window behind her, the Manhattan skyline flexed its might
against the sky.
“You want me to come back?” Dana asked.
“Like a yeast infection,” Eleanor said, but she sighed,
relenting. “Sit down.”
Dana took one of the chairs opposite her desk and the two
women studied one another.
Despite her bluster, Eleanor’s demeanor was open, and Dana
took a moment to reflect. She could hardly believe how long she’d been at this
job without screwing it up. Usually, she’d be cleaning lead out of her foot by
now and filing for unemployment. But somehow, every self-sabotaging shot had
missed. So she was living the life of an actual adult, with a paycheck that
covered her expenses and then some. And sure, she missed the rush of going on
auditions and the thrill of getting callbacks. She even missed nursing the hurt
of rejections. But she didn’t miss getting threatening notices when she was
late on her student loan payments. Or being so broke she couldn’t afford
tampons without a discount coupon.
So for now, her acting ambitions were on hold. (Or at least
the ones she could be public about.) In the meantime, the Shopping Channel gig
was so much more than she had imagined. But lately, Dana worried it could all
blow away. Despite her personal success, the company’s sales were down overall.
They had even brought in a new CEO, sending a ripple of anxiety through every
department.
That’s why she wanted to present her idea to someone
important. And sure, it might be impolitic to leapfrog her boss to talk to the
head buyer about it. But going straight to Sherry Zidel with the idea wasn’t an
option, especially now that the business was so wobbly. Sherry was always
tightly wound, but these days her jaw was tense enough to crack teeth.
“They tell me you’re our resident action hero,” Eleanor
said, “saving us all from imminent demise.” She laced her fingers, and her
emerald-cut diamond ring took center stage. It was flanked by sapphires,
showcased in an art deco platinum setting. The piece was tasteful despite the
size, and Dana could imagine cooing over it on the air.
“Some heroes wear capes and fight crime,” Dana said,
offering a self-deprecating smile. “Me? I can talk for hours without taking a
breath.”
Eleanor shook her head, her expression serious. “Silly girl,
you don’t even know your own superpower.”
“Enlighten me.”
“It’s your eye for detail.”
Dana shrugged. She’d heard that kind of thing before. She
noticed minutiae on an almost atomic level. It enabled her to talk about the
quality of the polished rivets on a pair of jeggings with the same gushing
enthusiasm she could rally for a diamond ring.
“I’ve been told it’s pathological,” she said.
“As long as you move products,” Eleanor said, “I don’t care what
you call it.”
“That’s what I came to talk to you about—products.”
Eleanor shrugged as if to say, What else is new? People
talked to her about products all day long.
Dana hoped she could break through, and leaned forward to
study Eleanor Gratz’s age-defying complexion. Though her face was softening
around the jawline, there was barely a wrinkle. And nothing about her
appearance suggested Botox or a face-lift.
“What kind of moisturizer do you use?” Dana asked. It was a
question she had formulated on the elevator. She would flatter her way in, but
earnestly.
Eleanor pulled off her glasses. “I know an opening line when
I hear one.”
“There’s a reason I’m asking.”
“I would hope so.”
Dana regrouped. Eleanor wouldn’t respond to fawning or
manipulation. She had to get right to the point.
“Look,” she said, “I know we’re not doing as well in apparel
as we used to. And Sherry is leaning on me hard. But the fact is, there’s no
way we can compete with the internet. All those fashion websites—they’re
creaming us.”
Eleanor snorted. “With cheap rags. Made with cheap Chinese
labor.”
“Awful,” Dana commiserated.
“Disposable clothes held together with spit and a prayer.”
Dana nodded, agreeing. “They can’t touch us on quality, but that’s
hard to demonstrate on TV. Skin care, on the other hand…”
“Please don’t tell me you’re suggesting a skin care line.”
“Why not? I can sell it, Eleanor. I know I can. All I need
is a couple of models and a tight shot of disappearing crow’s-feet.”
Eleanor laughed. “Honey, you really think this is an
original idea?”
“I don’t know if it’s original. I just know I can make it
work.” She had been studying the industry giants—HSN and QVC—and knew that any
product with a strong demo moved like beer at a frat party.
“Twenty years ago, when this was still a young company, I
brought in a skin care line and it was a disaster.”
Dana straightened her back. “Maybe it wasn’t the right time
or the right host or… I don’t know. Point is, twenty years is a long time. It’s
worth another shot, don’t you think?”
“Which is why I’ve been pitching the idea every few years.
But the board always knocks it down. It’s like they have PTSD from one loss on
the books two decades ago.”
“What about that hand lotion Kitty used to sell?” People at
the Shopping Channel rarely brought up Kitty Todd—the former star hostess who
was found with a bullet in her head—but this was important.
Eleanor waved away the comment. “That California Dreams
crap? It was a loss leader. The board holds it up as further proof we would
always fail at skin care. I’m telling you, they’re dug in.”
Dana considered this as she pictured the man now occupying
the largest office in the company. He had the look of an aging preppie, with a
full mop of white hair and webs of burst blood vessels on his nose and cheeks.
Evidence, she assumed, of a hard-drinking past, though today he seemed as sober
as a judge.
“But we have a new CEO now,” she pressed. “Maybe he’ll be
open to it.”
Eleanor released a bitter laugh. “Ivan Dennison.”
“He was brought in to shake things up, wasn’t he? Maybe this
is just the—”
“He’ll never go for it.”
“Are you sure?”
“Trust me, Dana. I’d never get anywhere with Ivan…” She
trailed off, as if she were burrowing deep inside an idea.
“What is it?” Dana asked.
Eleanor pursed her lips in thought. After a few beats, she
lowered her head as if confiding something. “Dana, there’s a particular kind of
man to whom women become invisible at a certain age. We’ve served our
usefulness, and now we’re dispensable. Ivan Dennison wouldn’t hear me if I came
in with a bullhorn.”
“You?” Dana asked. Eleanor was such an imposing presence
this was hard to imagine.
“Trust me, I could burst into flames and he’d lean forward
to light his cigar.”
Dana squinted, struggling to understand. “If he’s such a
sexist, why did the board—”
“Because they’re desperate, and he’s a ruthless fuck.”
Dana sat back and tried to reconcile this description of
Ivan with the friendly man who had been introduced to her on set. He’d been
flattering and collegial, conspicuously straitlaced. The sort of man who found
a way to work his marital status into every conversation with a woman.
“He seemed nice enough to me,” Dana said.
Eleanor indicated the entirety of Dana’s lanky
twenty-nine-year-old appearance with a sweep of her hand. “Of course he did.”
“What if I pitched him the idea?” Dana asked,
energized. “He seems to like me.”
“He probably wants to bang you.”
“So what?” Dana said. “He’s got this whole choirboy vibe
going on. Like a born-again something-or-other. I don’t think he’ll come on to
me.”
“And if he does?”
“He won’t.”
Eleanor raised an eyebrow, and Dana got it. Guys who
constantly mentioned their wives were covering up their darkest urges. Caged
beasts posing as carpool dads.
“I can handle it,” Dana said. “I promise.”
Eleanor stared at her, fingers tented, and Dana held her
breath. She could tell the formidable buyer was actually considering it.
Without warning, Eleanor rose and walked to a tall wooden armoire on the left
side of the room. It was a pretty piece—more suited to a bedroom than an
office—painted white and stenciled with delicate aqua waves. She pulled open
the doors and stood on her toes to drag a navy-blue box from the top shelf. She
brought it back to her desk and placed it in the center. It was a shiny,
oversized cube, with the word Reluven stamped in gold foil on the side.
Dana had never heard of the brand, but assumed it was a skin care company.
Sure enough, Eleanor opened the lid and began pulling out
products and placing them on her desk, narrating as she did so. “One-step
facial cleanser, exfoliating body scrub, firming mask, shower gel, nighttime
eye serum, daily moisturizer with SPF 30, hydrating body lotion, retinol
antiaging miracle creme.”
Dana studied the Reluven products, lined up before her like
obedient soldiers in color-coordinated uniforms. Eleanor closed the box and
picked up the scrub—a round gold jar about the size of a tub of whipped
butter—and unscrewed the top. She held it toward Dana. “Smell this.”
Dana leaned forward, closed her eyes and breathed in. It was
a delicate scent, fresh and young and nostalgic all at once, with a hint of
gardenias. “That’s…sublime.” She took another sniff.
Eleanor’s voice went wistful. “It’s the best skin care line
I’ve ever come across. If only I could get it on the air.”
Dana pointed to the body lotion. “May I?”
Eleanor nodded her assent, so Dana picked up the bottle,
pumped a dab into her palm and rubbed her hands together. The feel was rich and
velvety. She took a whiff, enjoying the same sensual smell as the scrub, and
smoothed it onto her neck. Dana imagined her boyfriend, Ari, reacting to it as
he kissed her there. The thought was enough to distract her, but she brought
herself back to her mission.
“I can do this,” Dana said, studying Eleanor’s face. “I can
get Ivan to agree to let us give this a shot.”
The buyer leaned back in her chair, considering it, but Dana
sensed she had already decided. She held her breath.
“Maybe,” Eleanor said, “but we have to approach this
strategically.”
Dana inhaled a tingle of success. Eleanor was on board.
“What’s the plan? Should I pop into his office? Better to make an appointment?
I’m afraid he might ask what it’s about and then—”
“Easy, tiger,” Eleanor interrupted. “I admire your
determination, but you need to keep your impulsivity in check. This has to be
done methodically.”
“I’m listening…”
“You need to schmooze. Flatter. Build a relationship first.”
“The anniversary party!” Dana said, bringing her hands
together. It was a big rooftop bash the company was throwing the following week
to celebrate twenty-five years on the air, and as soon as she said it, Dana
knew it was the perfect opportunity to pitch Ivan Dennison.
“It’s a good place to start.”
“It’s a good place to finish,” Dana insisted. “If I
talk up the idea when he’s happy and relaxed, the center of attention…”
Eleanor shook her head. “Honey, you might know how to sell
on TV, but there are nuances to the one-on-one pitch with a narcissistic
executive.”
“What if he seems open to it?”
“Trust me, you have to play the long game. Get cozy with
Ivan at the party, but do not bring up business. Eventually, he’ll come to
you.”
“I don’t know,” Dana said. “I might need to strike while the
iron is hot. It’s not like he’s going to fall in love with me. I think you have
too much faith in my appeal.”
Eleanor tsked. “And I think you have too little.”
Excerpted from The Rooftop Party by Ellen Meister. Copyright © 2021 by Ellen Meister. Published by HQN Books.
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