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Sunday, July 13, 2025

Spotlight: Excerpt from Reports of His Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated by James Goodhand

 


James Goodhand
On Sale Date: July 1, 2025
Trade Paperback
9780778387466
$18.99 USD
336 pages

Due to a case of mistaken identity, everyone believes Ray Thorns to be dead — while he is still very much alive. In the aftermath, he’s forced to reflect on the impact he’s had on the world and those closest to him in this heartbreakingly beautiful look at life and what we would all do if given a second chance, for fans of Dead Poets Society and It’s a Wonderful Life and readers of Fredrick Backman.
 
A lifetime ago, Ray “Spike” Thorns was a well-regarded caretaker on a boarding school's grounds. These days, he lives the life of a recluse in a house rammed with hoarded junk, alone and disconnected from family or anyone he might have at one time considered a friend.
 
When his next-door neighbor drops dead on Spike’s doorstep, a case of mistaken identity ensues: according to the police, the hospital, the doctors—everyone—Spike is dead. Spike wants to correct the mistake, really he does, but when confronted with those who knew him best, he hesitates, forced to face whatever impression he’s left on the world. It’s a discovery that brings him up close to ghosts from his past, and to the only woman he ever loved.
 
Could it be that in coming face to face with his own demise, Spike is able to really live again? And will he be able to put things straight before the inevitable happens—his own funeral?
 
This is the best kind of feel-good fiction: it’s deeply affecting but full of clever mishaps and enough laughs along the way. It takes the message from Dead Poets Society and mixes it with the tragedy of It’s A Wonderful Life and tops it off with an ultimately loveable guy like in A Man Called Ove. The result is a heartbreakingly beautiful look at life and what we would all do if given a second chance.



Excerpt:

1

 Tuesday

 There was nothing of note about the gentleman at my front door

that evening to suggest he would drop dead in little over an hour.

 My instinct had been to ignore the doorbell altogether. All I

really wanted was to be left to my own devices.

 ‘Be a pal, would you, Ron?’ the gentleman said. In one

hand he rocked a tartan Thermos side to side. With the other

he pinched the collar of his mackintosh tight as an icy wind

whipped along the street, sweeping newly spread salt to the kerb.

Late March, but not yet a whiff of spring. ‘Been three days with

out the electric,’ he told me. ‘Would you believe it? If you’d be

so kind, Ron?’

 I held the door open no more than was necessary, my head

sandwiched between it and the jamb. ‘Some hot water?’ I asked.

I should have taken this opportunity to mention that my name

is in fact Ray, not Ron, but I let the matter lie, accepting that—

chance missed— I’d be misnamed for the duration. He and I had

known each other, in passing, for twenty years or more. His name

was Barry Detmer. He lived not- quite- opposite in the ground-

f loor flat with the gaffer- taped letterbox and the budgerigar cage

in the window. We exchanged pleasantries here and there and

had spoken a couple of times at greater length: once about an

abandoned van, on another occasion about the proliferation of

smaller dog breeds. These conversations all felt as though they’d

happened within the last year or two, but on closer scrutiny of

my memory were more than a decade ago.

 ‘Council said it’d be fixed yesterday,’ Barry told me. ‘Then

it was this morning. Then it was by the end of today. Drive you

mad, don’t they, Ron?’

 ‘Let me guess, electronic ignition boiler?’

 ‘You got it. No leccy, no heating neither.’ We shared an

ironic chuckle at progress.

 ‘Three days? You must be bloody frozen.’

 Barry searched the ground at his feet, as people tend to, for

the point to which my stare kept returning. I’ve never been a

natural eye contactor; when I do try I feel invasive and find my

gaze wandering south entirely of its own accord, causing unease

and a shifting of clothing, most especially when addressing a

female.

 ‘I’m sure I’ve a Primus stove somewhere,’ I said. ‘Whether I

have a gas bottle, well that’s another matter.’

 ‘Just a kettle full, Ron— that’ll do me. Enough for a brew

and a wash.’

 ‘I think I should probably have you in, really,’ I said, slacken

ing my hold on the front door.

 ‘I don’t want to be a nuisance.’ He gritted his teeth as an

other gust snapped his trousers round narrow legs.

 ‘No. I really should.’

 ‘You’re a pal, Ron,’ he said as I led us down the one- person-

wide path along the hallway, between the books and boxes

stacked to one side, the many local papers and periodicals that

I’ve not yet got around to, on the other. The topmost was a gar

ish red promotion from an appliance store, emblazoned Special

Offers for Ray Thorns. I turned it over to spare Barry’s blushes at

misremembering my name.

 
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:


James Goodhand has written one adult novel, published by HarperCollins in the US, and two YA novels, published by PRH Children’s Books in the UK. His adult debut, The Day Tripper, was called "an essential, profound read" by The Washington Post. He lives in England.

SOCIAL LINKS:
Twitter: @goodhand_james
Instagram: @james.goodhand
 

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